Wine Diva

We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move ever.

In our last trip to pee, we realise that we now look nothing like the goddess we were just four hours ago.

We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooo much.

We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “I loooooove this song!”

We’ve found a deeper/ spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we sit on it.

We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.

Yay and yay! And lots of yay. I have a super busy fun weekend planned and it is long overdue. The last couple of weekends have been kinda dreary, but now it’s time to shake off the winter blues and other nonsense blues, and get on with it. Life in Gauteng is not for sissies… anybody seen my wine glass?

Here is what I have planned:

Putting on my taste buds and going to the Jo’burg Wine Show on Saturday.

Going to check out Cars in the Park at Zwartkops race track on Sunday morning, mainly to show off my pride and joy MINI Cooper.

And then off to see Johnny Clegg’s show at the Civic on Sunday afternoon – an unexpected last minute surprise invitation – so yay.

Did I say “yay” yet? … If not, yay!